Get ready to be blown away by the latest innovation in deck installation: the Magno-Deck System* by DIY Home Center! This revolutionary new invention uses magnetized deck boards and electromagnetic joists to lock them in place, making deck installation faster, easier, and more efficient than ever before.
No more fasteners!
With the Magno-Deck System, you'll never have to worry about fasteners again. Simply place the magnetized deck boards onto the electromagnetic joists and watch as they instantly snap into place!
Magno-Deck has separate force field levels for setting and locking, allowing you to alter the strength of the magetic pull at the push of a button: Lesser pull for the construction phase when you're aligning and arranging your boards, and a super-strength pull that holds the finished decking together and in place for daily use.
Once engaged, your decking boards aren't going anywhere—until you want them to! Which leads us to another amazing Magno-Deck feature...
Swap boards anytime!
The Magno-Deck System is incredibly versatile. If you like to shake things up, simply turn off the electromagnetic field to swap boards for a completely new look each season. And if you ever need to replace a board, it's as easy as lifting it off the joist and replacing it with a new one.
Or, take your deck with you when you move by disengaging the field—again, at the push of a button—to releaase your boards, stack them up, and load them on the truck to be assembled again at your new home.
Change your magnetic field strength to set, lock, and swap your boards with the Magno-Deck Control Button (patent pending)
Add levels in a snap!
Multi-level decks have never been easier to create! To add a level, just assemble your magnetized boards on another electromagnetic joist structure and lock them in. Temporarily turn off the electromagnetic field on your base level, then place the new level on top. Finally, push the base button again to lock the addtional platform on to the lower decking.
You can adjust the location of your levels without hassle, moving them daily if you like, to find just the right layout or even remove and store them, then reattach them whenever the mood strikes you.
Magno-Deck simplifies multi-level designs with its stack-and-lock feature
Magno-Deck System is a game-changer in the world of deck installation and deck ownership. Say goodbye to traditional methods and hello to the future of decking!
Click here to preorder Magno-Deck by DIY Home Center.
*Did you check the date of this post? Happy April Fool's Day!
CAUTION:
- The Magno-Deck System by DIY Home Center relies on powerful magnets. Consult a physician before installing or enjoying Magno-Deck.
- Disengage the Magno-Deck electromagnetic field during severe solar storms to avoid any potential interference or disruption.
- Keep credit cards away from the Magno-Deck System.
- The Magno-Deck System is not compatible with hoverboards, jetpacks, or ther futuristic modes of transportation. Stick to walking to avoid a magnetic disaster.